Do you want to have a happy husband? I have a simple suggestion for women and it does not involve feeding or pleasing your man. Instead you get to send him away to man camp where he will experience his own form of happiness. Men already know the importance of these male enhancing sabbaticals. Fortunately, more and more women are enjoying the fruits of their happy camper husbands. I will share some of the intimate details and I will point out the benefits of attending these testosterone-fuelled camps.
Man camps are good medicine for men. Regular attendance enhances masculine energy, reduces symptoms of stress, facilitates male bonding, and improves wilderness survival skills. Most men have an inherent desire to get back to nature. We can satisfy this need by going on fishing and hunting trips, outdoor adventures, and weekend get-a-ways with the guys. The activities help us improve our athletic ability, exercise our competitive nature, and release our pent up frustrations. The wilderness camps are also great places for personal growth, spiritual awakening and for grounding our egos. The meal plans and the hydration choices at man camps might not seem very healthy, but the laughter and the fun times are very complimentary for men.
Why man camps are good for women too? The obvious benefits for women are a quiet clean house and a break from their husbands. This might not seem very fair, but when we are away, you get to play. My wife usually takes these opportunities to decorate and rearrange our home to her liking. It is a small price to pay and she also earns and deserves her own women weekend get-a-ways. The time away from each other can be good for the relationship too. Since absence makes the heart grow fonder, most men will develop an appreciation for their wives and for the comforts of home.
Men need women to endorse man camps. We need your approval, support and some guilt free passes to attend our man camps. The benefits and the in-cabin training will be more effective, if we can leave our guilt and shame baggage at home. Please send us off with good wishes, refrain from checking up on us and welcome us home with a big "I missed you hug". We would also appreciate minimal interrogation and fewer questions, such as "So what did you guys do this weekend?" The code of our brotherhood is that what we remember at man camp stays at man camp. Our immature behaviour wounds will heal and you will eventually be subjected to most of the man camp stories anyways. I can assure you that there is nothing very appealing to report. Our language is atrocious; our jokes are in bad taste; our activities are sketchy and there are more bodily sounds and smells than you would find at a chili-eating contest!
Guys, before you grab your free ticket to camp, you need to subscribe to the rules of being a good husband. It is important to show your appreciation with good behaviour, gifts of gratitude, and loving gestures before you leave for camp, and especially when you return. Do not take advantage of your man camp passes because a high attendance record is not an honourable feat. Recognize that you have priorities and responsibilities at home and a balanced lifestyle is the ultimate goal. For instance, a romantic weekend get-a-way with your wife, and a midweek golf game with your friends could be a good compromise. Women deserve a loving, caring, and happy husband and man camps do breed happy husbands.
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